County Führer Adolph Walker declared the recent addition of a wall around the Jefferson County Courthouse a success and celebrated the new Volksgemeinschaft with local media outlets KFDM, KLVI and the Beaumont PrintedLies.
The Waffen SS, under command of Hauptsturmführer Brent Weaver announced that undesirables including gypsies, Jews, Slavs and Beaumont Examiner employees would be detained and sent temporarily to processing facilities for reeducation near
The only glitch that the SS reported under the new security guidelines occurred when a homeowner who was filing an appraisal dispute was accidentally incinerated in the new walk-in oven recently installed at Esther’s Elegant Eatery.
5 comments:
Hey man, I am a player and a pimp! Can I gets into the courthouse with my 9 or do I havst to leaves its in the car?
This is the funniest thing I have ever read.
This is the funniest community I have ever lived in. Tune in any local channel at 6:00 and 10:00 for a good knee slapper.
Ron Walker is to senile to be a Nazi. But Brent Weaver is definitely Third Reich material!
Its been over a month, when are you going to post something new?
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