Hardin County Deals On Wheels sued

Yep! Hardin County District Attorney "4 On The Floor" David Sheffield, along with Silsbee High School officials and athletes are all being sued by the loving daddy of a Silsbee High School cheerleader trophy child.

You may recall the incident that occurred last October in Silsbee. No, not the one where an unofficial, non-school sanctioned spirit group called The Scrubbs had the nerve to bare their pre-manly chests at football games. Since when does a crime occur when young boys expose their chests? Well, other than a sleep over at Michael Jackson's house.

I'm talking about the unsupervised party where a bunch of shit went one. Since no adults were there to be deposed, I wonder where all the adults of the parents in attendance were. And what excuses did they buy from the little trophy children on where they were going to be at 2:00 A.M. on a weekend? Who really cares? It's Silsbee.

But anyway, the suit claims that the girl's 1st, 5th and 14th Amendment Rights were violated. What else? Was she forced to drink out of the same cup of beer as the athletes named in the suit at other unsupervised, after-hours parties? And what else does cheer baby daddy do? He decides to start a chapter of Stand Up Guys (not the Comedy Improv troupe) in Silsbee. Lofty goals with their mission statement and goals listed. But bear in mind, this is a cheerleader and jock-driven thing. Trying to instill values in this segment of today's youth is akin to trying to sell a truckload of sand to an Arab.

I have a better idea, have the athletes and cheerleader join the Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts. The olive green uniforms are drab in comparison to the cheer and football uniforms worn at the carefully orchestrated sex and violence football game orgies. They'll learn about their duty to their community and each other and there won't be any opportunity for sexual assaults at parties. And give the entire cheer squad and football team a copy of the U.S. Constitution. Ya think any of them even know what the 5th and 14th Amendments are even about? Oh, and cheer baby daddy, you need to start a chapter of Sit Down And Shut The Fuck Up. Case dismissed.