The Chicken Express on Main Street in Lumberton will hire extra staff in preparation for Monday's protest of the death of Port Arthur resident Kevin LaDay. Customers can buy a Rodney King combo meal, which consists of two battered legs, a honey tased thigh, all smothered in pepper spray and served with a side of nightstick.
The mostly white city was placed in a bit of an awkward position in the national spotlight when it was disclosed that it only had one chicken joint. Along with adding the King special, they have ordered extra strawberry soda and promised "everyone get free refill". Attempts to book LaDay's fellow Port Arthur entertainer Pimp C for the event have been unsuccessful due to to a lingering health issue for the UGK rapper.
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SOOOMMMMMEEEEEMOOOOOFOOOOOMMMMEEEE!
REAL FUNNY U R A RACIST MOTHERFUCKER AND LUMBERTON IS FULL OF RACISTS LIKE U
No, Anon 1:26,
But Lumberton will be full of racists like you on Monday. And do me a favor, take the bone out of your nose when posting.
I'm putting $100 down that says Kevin Laday was under the influence of something when police tried to detain him. if I am wrong I will pay the $100.
what you want to bet that these dumbazzes trash the place at their "rally". i would like to go but i have to work. do these people have jobs.
we can't we all just get along?
You need to look up LaDays record at the Jefferson County Clerk's office. This is JUST THE STUFF in Jefferson County!
http://jeffersontxclerk.manatron.com/search.asp?cabinet=criminal
See for your self!!! Quanell X the racist. Spreading hate for the "white" man http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7iL5s1Ai0k
We are all sick and tired of your fucking race cards. Keep your cards and criminals out of our town!!!
this is the fucking funniest shit i have ever seen!!! BRAAWWWWEEEEE!!!!!!
Did you see where Quanell X said if one more black man died he was going to tear Lumberton to the ground? I really don't think so. Look what happened to the last black man that caused shit.
So Quanell is willing to one up, huh? But just one. One MORE and there's REALLY gonna be trouble! LOL
Whose racist?!? Think it might be "Quanell X & Da Panthas"! Why can't people at least wait to see what the autopsy results show? Is this what Quanell X gets paid to do? Let's all pray for peace! Let's all pray for Quanell X to retire, be fired or get a life!
I like Quanell's style. He cusses and curses and calls for hellfire and turmoil. Then he calls for silence and says a humble little prayer. I want to party with this cat sometime. Well, I want to party with this panther.
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