Pissed off Port Arthurians proceeded to the Piney Woods to protest police and professed prejudice for pink skins. Their leader, New Black Panther Quannel X, and an expired felon's momma, Sandra "Gold Teefs" LaDay, were angered that police in Lumberton, TX actually tried to detain Kevin LaDay after crashing his Geo hooptie in a ditch on Main Street at 3:00 A.M. on April 30.
LaDay refused a Field Sobriety Test and then was in a lengthy altercation with police until he died. Mrs. Gold Teefs has hired former Rodney King lawyer Milton Grimes to represent the family in the case.
The crowds were greeted with hundreds of signs that lined Highway 69 that read, "We support Lumberton Police" and other racist banners such as "Jobs + Morals = Low Crime" The crowd became agitated and uppity when fog horns and revving motorcycles drowned out their keynote speaker B. Hussein Osama.
Violence finally erupted when pink skin had the nerve to ask Quannel X, "then why did he run from police if he wasn't looking for a confrontation?". The Port Arthurians then lit fires, dumped their trash and looted the north end of Lumberton.
In related news, Port Arthur rapper, Knot C, is planning a benefit concert for LaDay next month. Details will be released later this week.

4 comments:
I know why Laday is silent but why is Quannel X so silent now???
Port Arthur is a zoo. It is full of the panthers, monkeys and baboons. Keep the zoo in Jefferson County. They are not wanted especially in Lumberton.
KNOT C? LIKE IN NAZI? OR AS IN PIMP C?
This site is at best immature. And maybe a little racist to go along with it. i doubt that your using your real name here or surely you would have a price to pay.
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