Thursday, June 9, 2011

Black leaders gather to support Calvin Walker

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Black leaders in Beaumont gathered at the 37 count indictment hearing in support of B.I.S.D. electrician Calvin Walker of Walker's Electric. Some celebrities, including Dick "Rastus" Gregory and President Barack Obama's former pastor, Reverend Jeremiah Wright were on hand to offer prayer and fling poo at whitey.

Reverend Wright opened the prayer with, “Hillary is married to Bill, and Bill has been good to us. No he ain’t! Bill did us, just like he did Monica Lewinsky. He was riding dirty.” And then went on to say, "Goddamn America!". Reverend Oveal Walker, of the Beaumont Cathedral of Chimpanzee Faith chimed in, " Goddamn Beaumont, Texas!" and Beaumont National Association for the Advancement of Chimpanzee People president Reverend Ronald Bishop exclaimed in prayer, "Goddamn all you white bastards!" in support of Walker.

Also on hand was former Beaumont mayor/coonvict David Moore, who spent time in Club Fed for his boon antics. After the prayer, a four-alarm chimpout erupted and Walker devotees flung poo at the local media. Supporters of the prosecution were not available as they were busy at their jobs working.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

ha ha ha!!! keep this up. it is pissing those dumb asses off bigggg timee!!!!!

Anonymous said...

What is that dance? The Jig?

Awntie Jemima said...

It is the pickaninny shuffle.

Anonymous said...

FILTHY MONKEYS!!!

Anonymous said...

hey do one on camille niggs over at bisd. she used to be a newschimp at kfdm.

Anonymous said...

You should have seen her with that monkey Bishop today. Briggs is a race baiting intellectual midget.

Rpvalcin said...

What the fuck is wrong with you people. Your blog would most likely be a strong arm in local politics if your jokes weren't of such bad taste.

Anonymous said...

The monkey references sound childish and uneducated.

Anonymous said...

some folk are just full of hatred, bigotry! Who are they referring to as Monkeys. Hmm I guess I'd rather be a smart monkey than the idiot that wrote this article!

Anonymous said...

HAHA, stupid dumbass crackers...that's all you have, monkey jokes, eh. Burn in HELL filthy hicks and hogs..Y'all are SOOOOOO unintelligent, thank for continuing to prove that, time after time. Proof that you continue to be the most uneducated people on this earth. Thanks for wasting our time with your ignorance. When you get a chance, you can look up those big words..tah tah!