Pfizer announced that former Jefferson County Judge Ron Walker will be the spokesman for their new drug, Lie-agra. Company CEO Ian Reed said Walker was the perfect pitchman for the new drug based on his track record while serving as county judge.Lie-agra is effective in treating not only erectile dysfuntion, but also Alzheimer's and has a marital infidelity suppressant.
Side effects include: bloated county government, fiscal irresponsibility, industrial expansion cancellation, small business abandonment, deep economic recession, high unemployment, legacy tarnishment, family stature diminishment, nepotism, cronyism and divorce.
Do not take Lie-agra for: voter disenfranchisement, taxpayer resentment, Democrat Party defections or white flight.
5 comments:
That old senile asshole. He and all the Walkers are getting what they so justly deserve. Goodbye, you old fuck!
wait to y'all hear of the details of his little extracurricular activites. he puts bill clinton to shame!
It is time to have a whole movement and many websites for Recall Walkers. They are just so bad for our county.
That Ron Walker is just the damned devil.
He is almost penniless now. Please let this old man retire and rest in peace.
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