Saturday, November 19, 2011

Occupy Crocket Street enters second day

Filth, squalor and human feces filled Crockett Street as a collection of progressive Democrats, B.I.S.D. and Jefferson County officials, members of the local media, Hurricane Katrina evacuees and other evolutionary failures protested people who work and don't have bastard children.

A law enforcement spokesman indicated there wasn't much more crime than usual in downtown as a number of fights, sexual assaults, shootings and auto burglaries occurred throughout the evening hours. But new to the scene was a pitch of anti-Semitism not yet seen before in Beaumont.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Was that JoJo Deshotel out there?

Richard Osborne said...

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Anonymous said...

You need to put Brent Coon in this picture as well. He would be perfect for it.

Mmm Bop said...

Nope. He still can't pay his taxes from 2010. He belongs in the gutter behind Crockett Street.

Anonymous said...

The crime rate stayed the same because the ones protesting where already in the hood.