Monday, January 23, 2012

Caldwood Elementary janitor arrested for drug possession

The Jefferson County Sheriff's office issued over 100 warrants and made dozens of arrests last week in a narcotic sting. Caught in the bust was lovable crack addict Tyrone Biggums. Biggums, who had about two ounces of marijuana and a peanut butter and crack sandwich was arrested without incident at the school and booked into the Jefferson County Jail.

B.I.S.D. spokeschimp Jessie "Peaches"Haynes declined to fling poo or comment, but her human assistant, Taylor Eichorn said, "The school district is looking into the matter of the peanut butter and crack sandwich and we believe none of the children were offered these drugs by Mr. Biggums".

4 comments:

shazzam 2000 said...

I believe in free speech as much as anyone but , these comment are directly racist and disrespectful . I don't see any comments about the on whites doing anything negative or derogatory .

Anonymous said...

hey dumbgfuck.....just open the beaumont analprize or watch letterman or any other stupid fucking show or the local news. you will see plenty of comments about whites, mostly untrue. looks like most of what whoever is doing this shit is right on. leave if you do not like it.

Anonymous said...

Shazzam, you're an idiot. No really, you are. If you can't deal with the truth then take your ass back to Africa.

Anonymous said...

Do not let up on these soon to be convicts. You are getting to them more than you can even imagine. They have meetings just so they can figure out how to stop what you are doing. You are tying up their resources and time. Keep it up!